The other night I was walking when I came up on The Conga Room, a club here in downtown Los Angeles. There was a line to get in (it was after 10PM) and normally I wouldn’t look twice to see who was in line cuz I wasn’t going in nor was I on “the list.” But this was a line like I had never seen before.

See, there was about 50 or so people in line, and a few others scattered about chatting. Of those 50+ people, 75% of them were women- and 100% of those women were indescribably HAWT. If there was one girl there a size 4 or above, I’ll give you my next week’s paycheck in it’s entirety. It was unbelievable. Now, this is not meant to be a sexist pig blog. I just feel the need to let you all know the caliber of women in this city.

I’m sorry, but fat, even chunky or plump chicks DON’T go clubbing. Not if they have to contend with the likes of the sun-kissed, Victoria’s Secret lingerie wearing, high-heeled divas I saw last night. And poor me; I had to walk THROUGH them to get to where I was going. I was devastated. This line alone had more hot chicks than my former home city of Jacksonville.

So to all the cities I have ever lived in I tell you this; You don’t know jack about hot chicks until you come to Los Angeles: home of all the girls you CAN’T take home to mom!

You know, as much as I love Apple products, I really hate the new iPhone ads that starts AND end with the statement “If you don’t have an iPhone… then you don’t have an iPhone.” How arrogant is that??? 

See, that’s why everyone who don’t have one either by choice or because of financial reasons truly hate those of us who do own one. With commercials like that, it’s no wonder. Who here remembers the commercials with the personified Mac and PC? Those (pic above) were great! They were funny, witty, and not so pompous as what we have now. True those commercials were for Mac and not iPhone, but still.

I can’t wait until this campaign is over, and when rival cell phone companies (T-Momile) can come up with original commercials. The girl in the pink dress as a phone? Really???